Started snooping around into Sparky's life, and let me tell you it's a weird one. This guy definitely has something off about him. I don't know whether or not he's an alien, but I won't be ruling out the possibility of alienism completely. It just so happens that the fact he has such little stuff makes me lean more towards the alien side of things. I tried to think of a good way to see if I could possibly find some more info out about him. The best I could come up with was to try to get him to write a little something about himself. Without further ado, here's Sparky Winchester. (He totally doesn't know I think he's an alien)
So this Rex (haha, the dumbo still thinks my name is Rex) kid wants me to write a little bit about my growing up life and I think I will. I had a mom and a dad and a sister and brother and they were all pretty nice to me. One day I just decided to leave and now I live here and so far I'm enjoying myself. By far the greatest thing about where I live now is the weather and the girls. These ladies really pack a wild punch man, I'll tell you what. This girl came up to me the other day, or maybe I approached her...one or the other. Anyway she slapped me to get out of the way. I mean, she actually touched me. To be touched by a beautiful lady is a great feeling and I'll never forget it as long as I live.
The weirdest thing about where I live now is how people don't care where you sleep at night. It used to be a big deal to me and to the other people around me where I'd sleep at night, but nope, not here. I mean, I met my most recent girlfriend Shelly when I was sleeping in bushes getting sprinklered on. Ya, that's the stuff. It was like it didn't even matter to her that I didn't have a house and all I had were somebody else's bushes to sleep in. It was no big deal.
Then she invited me into her home and let me take a shower. I hadn't showered in a long time so I left that shower so dirty after that she had to clean it immediately and she wasn't even mad. What sweet girl that Shelly is, I think I want to marry her, but we'll have to see. The only thing that bugs me out about her is that shes about as smart as a pile of rocks, otherwise, nice girl.
I don't know. But if we did get married, at least I'd have somewhere to sleep at, thank god. Plus, she wouldn't be able to kick me out. Ahh. The good things in life. I don't know what it is but I think I'll be happy with her for a very long time. I just have to work on stealing...I mean buying a ring to give to her before we get married. I'll do my best.
Well that was it for Mr. Winchester. It sounds like he's going to have use for his privates after all because it sounds like him and Shelly are basically going to be having a baby in like a week or something, by the way things are going. We'll have to see about that. And also, I still can't be sure if this dude is really an earthling or an alien, only time will tell. The family life part sounds a little too vague for me. Until then I'll just have to keep spying on that guy. Make it a Good Morning!
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