What's the deal with all these people out there in the world picking all these fights, you know. I'd rather just settle it on the Nintendo Wii. Until then, I'll just make Sparky Winchester my bodyguard. I can just pay him in cheese doodles.
Sparky should not be your bodyguard. I suspect he would only hurt you when you are sleeping, you know like Gollum tried to get rid of Frodo. Anyway, there has to be a good solid bodyguard you can find. How about putting an ad in the paper? Wanted, one bodyguard, must like Cheese Doodles. Prefer a bodyguard who is not odor-challenged.
Sparky should not be your bodyguard. I suspect he would only hurt you when you are sleeping, you know like Gollum tried to get rid of Frodo. Anyway, there has to be a good solid bodyguard you can find. How about putting an ad in the paper? Wanted, one bodyguard, must like Cheese Doodles. Prefer a bodyguard who is not odor-challenged.
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